I Don't Like You Either

Walk Her Out in the Morning Dew This Morning: Peggy Noonan Looks for Signs of the Depression

The reason we started this blog is that when we read something like this ourselves, we can't think of anything to say. As Roy Edroso says:

It's like that scene in Post Office where Bukowski's finally had enough of that co-worker who's always muttering insults, and wheels on him only to realize that the guy is lost in a private fog and has no awareness of him or anything else around him. It takes a lot of the fight out of you.

Snark O' the Day: Best Sarah Palin Moments? Three Videos--Let's Call Them "Dumb, Dumber & Dumbest"

Thanks, Sarah! Bye

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

The Daily Show's Best Sarah Palin Moments

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

And then there's this:

Snark O' the Day: Jon Swift Advises Us to Celebrate Thanksgiving Before Barack Abolishes It

by Mr. J.Q. Public | Swift's Thanksgiving Day post is an unusually savage one.  But there is a reason for that. 

Thanksgiving celebrates the day that Pilgrims and Indians sat down to eat together before the gay secularist Indians divided this country and tried to foist their atheism and savage decadent culture on the God-fearing pilgrims.

The "Spite Caucus": One Right Wing Woman's Personal Journey...

by Damozel  | ....wielding Jonah Goldberg's hilarious, oxymoronic diatribe as her personal weapon of choice.  As chronicled by Gavin M. of Sadly, No!, this tale is (partly, though only partly) the tale "of her New York rampage, baying through the streets with book awave."

Katie Couric Talks to David Letterman About the Palin Interview

by Teh Nutroots | Hey, it's Sarah Palin day!

This is pretty awesome too.

Stephen Colbert is Concerned About the War on Christmas

"....because if there's one thing Jesus cared about, it's semantics."

Colbert Report: The Imaginary Warfare Between Blacks and Gays

The Daily Show: Baracknophobia! "Obama Won; A Wingnut Bought a Gun"

"Worst Dr Seuss book ever...."  And the media's lame puns just keep a-coming.

Because Obama is "incredibly similar to Hitler."  Hitler comparison analyst John Oliver explains:

The High Cost of Every Day Low Prices

Time to resurrect this prophetic Jib-Jab song from 05.

Big Box Mart | Funny Jokes at JibJab

A Swift Examination of Mr Obama's Serial Gaffes

by Mr J.Q. Public | On the heels of Powerline's concern about Obama's recent unseemly gaffes comes Jon Swift's withering summation of Obama's disastrous press conference.  It seems that Mr Powerline---I do not believe that is his name, but I haven't time at present to look him up---may be right after all, despite the mockery to which his piece was subjected by my liberal co-blogger.   Obama does require tutelage in speaking without going awry and should probably take W as his model, as Mr Powerline (again, apologies) suggests.

The Daily Show: The Obama Posse

The media follows his every move....

Nobody can show up our idiot media like Jon Stewart.

Bill Maher's New Rules for 11-7: Republicans Must Not Spend the Next Four Years Plotting to Bring Down Obama

by Nicholas | A great post-election wind-up at Real Time.

Crooks and Liars has the complete transcript.  Best line:

The hard core Republican base is like a stalker. Rejection just makes them crazier.

Well, there's this:

Letter from Alaska

by Teh Puppet Mistress | At Jesus's General: 

• A poignant farewell from our favorite wingnut demagogue (Who Will Watch My Little Towel Shows, Now?)

Colbert Interviews Rachel Maddow

He will miss Bush because he smells like pine forests and has very soft hands.  And she believes that the role of government is...to govern!

Ride the Wayback Pony 4-15-2008: Why Was Bush Absent from the Torture Committee?

Let me say that again to you:  we don't torture people, except in the lawyer-created space between cruelty and enhanced interrogation techniques.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

House of Pain

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

Jon Stewart Will Miss His Bush Impression the Most

Jon Stewart discusses victory night coverage and the electoral college.

Colbert: A Recap of the Final Week of the Campaign

The Daily Show: Has McCain Let His Exasperation Turn to Sarcasm and Derisive Air Quotes?

McCain nails it, after stumbling over the names of Secretaries of State who endorse him and uses air quotes--"or as we call them, "dick fingers""--to mock Obama's environmental concerns.

We Don't Like You Either: Scary Rictus-Grinning Bill Kristol (The Daily Show Interview)

Talk about your Halloween horror shows....

HuffPost:

Bill Kristol knocked his own paper, the New York Times, on "The Daily Show" last night, and repeated his prediction that John McCain will win the White House on Tuesday.

Jon Stewart joked with the error-prone Kristol, who he has mocked before, "You can't look at past performance as a predictor, otherwise you wouldn't be, obviously, still a pundit."

"You're reading The New York Times too much, Jon," Kristol told Stewart, only for Stewart to remind him that he works there. "Oh, it's a very fine newspaper — on one day of the week.

Colbert Joins Other Prominent Republicans in Endorsing Obama

Heh.

The Daily Show: How Sharper than a Serpent's Tooth is an Ungrateful Rogue

Colbert Interviews David Frum!

Frum says McCain can't win; though Obama can lose.  He shares his plan for a new consrvative comeback because he has no sense of humor or irony.

Colbert:  "Love does not alter when it alteration finds."  Heh.

Wow, this is kind of a strange interview--- especially given Frum's criticisms of Comedy Central and of Colbert specifically.

Daily Show: "Project Beltway"

Are the Palin family "a bunch of grifters"?

SNL: Ferrell as Bush Edorses Palin; Fey as Palin Explains Role of VP

"My God, you're folksy!....For awhile I was trying to be folksy, but after awhile it just came off douchey." 

The Daily Show on "Real America"

Jon Stewart is on to Colin Powell and the two Virginias (real and unreal)! "Even if John McCain doesn't get elected, he'll still be president of the real America that matters."

Sarah Palin and the Wingnuts: "Proud to be Dumb & Easily Cowed"

by Blue Stockings | Ken Layne at Wonkette noticed  patrician right-wing princess Peggy Noonan's post arguing that McCain won the debate also spent several paragraphs arguing that Sarah Palin is as dumb as a brick.  (He doesn't disagree with the part about Palin.)   Noonan may be right wing, but she's also "an east coast" elitist.  So hilarious that Republicans and Republican shills accuse liberals of elitism.....

A Local Story: Mark Foley's Replacement ---Now With His Own Scandal?

by Teh Nutroots | As Jon says, Mahoney's old school.  His dangerous liaison was a woman who worked as his, um, "staffer."  Thanks so much, Mahoney, for proving---as if John Edwards hadn't taken care of that---that Dems can be hypocrites just as much as Republicans.  I'd say the whole thing was stupid, but if you make a selling point of your faith and virtuousness, you got to stand behind it.

Colbert on the Final Debate

10,000 McCainiacs: Jon Stewart Looks at the Roused Rabble

Former Python John Cleese: Michael is No Longer the Funniest Palin

by Nicholas | 

Bonus Pythonage below, for those who wish to learn or reminisce: