Blago Found Guilty by Association with His Own Hair

Wonkette and Princess Sparkle Pony are all over this one.  Princess Sparkle Pony has courtroom drawings!  And says:

I love the dominance of Blagojevich's mighty hairdo. ...It's like the artist got dazzled by the enlarged coiffure, pulled into its vortex. I can't blame him! Me, too!

Ken Layne at Wonkette:

Here’s a quick tip for voters on the lookout for “clean” candidates: If they have hair like this, in 2008, they are a complete fucking criminal. No exceptions. (Rod Blagojevich’s Terrible Hair Found Guilty of Everything)

The Garlic has the best representations of the Blago 'do as we know it.

Meanwhile, also via a jeering Wonkette, The Chicago Sun-Times is deconstructing Blago's hair.  What does it mean?  What does it signify?  What is Blago's hair trying to say to us? 

"Gov's chestnut mane might be sign of narcissistic personality disorder, psychologists say."

Gov. Blagojevich's glossy locks -- perfectly sculpted in rain or snow -- may be an indication of a sickness beneath his scalp, said one local psychologist.

"It's all part of managing his image, managing his image of being without a blemish, without a flaw," said Scott Ambers, who has practiced clinical psychology in the city for more than two decades.

Several psychologists interviewed one day after the governor's arrest agreed that he might be suffering from an affliction known as narcissistic personality disorder.

"This grandiose sense of self . . . doesn't carry the implication that [Blagojevich] is a raving lunatic, crazy and out of touch with reality, but it does suggest he has a really overinflated view of his own importance," Ambers said....

"I think he felt a certain kind of immunity," Ambers said. "It's part of the grandiosity -- 'They are not going to be able to punish me because I'm above the law, I'm smarter, I will outfox them.' "

Finally, read Glengarry Rod Blagojevich at Salon.

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