by Teh Puppet Mistress | Myers: The Wall Street Journal is a Very Silly Place
Somewhere, a Wall Street financier who just got a $30 million dollar bonus and who just wrote a check for $50 for the Methodist Church's Toys for Tots Christmas Fund is sadly nodding, because he's afraid he has to agree: it was the godless liberals.
Myers points out the ought-to-be-obvious---that it ain't atheists who pissed away gazillions of dollars in Iraq, who let Wall Street play games with imaginary money and bet other people's farms against other people's pension funds.
I would like to visit Mr Henninger's alternate dimension.
Here on my planet, of course, this country has been run by the evangelical wing of the Republican party, the vast majority of the population are Christians, it's almost impossible to get elected to positions of any power without being a professing theist, and the religious right has been deeply tangled in political decisions, while atheists do little more than write books. Nobody has banned "Merry Christmas" — militant atheists like Dawkins (and Myers) happily put up Christmas trees every December, although of course we do regard it as an entirely secular holiday.
I'm not at all concerned about people who say "Merry Christmas", and don't really think whether you say the magic mantra or not has much of an effect on the economy. I'm much more worried that the editorial staff at the Wall Street Journal, who all seem to be delusional loons, might be influencing the management of our economy.
Maybe Mr Henninger needs to read Kathleen Parker, who at least has noticed that the Republican party has become the god-walloping know-nothing party, and that maybe that has something to do with the state of the nation.
Can I hear you say, "Amen"?
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