by Teh Puppet Mistress | Ah God. Well, you knew she wasn't going to be able to keep quiet once the rumors started going round that Hillary might still be asked to the prom. Here's some first rate concern trolling, along with my translation.
Full text: Team of Frenemies
Subtext: I hear rumors that Hillary, who repeatedly attacked Obama while they were rivals for senior class president, is now totally in line to be on the Prom Court! Which means she gets rewarded for for trying to beat him for class president and showing him that she was the real man of the two, if you know what I mean and I think you do!
This is so not fair. She never, never, never gets called out for being mean.
Sure she's smart, and has proved time and again she's a fighter, and capable, but why isn't he mad that she was mean to him? Why? Why does she always, always win? But at least now she'll break up with her boyfriend former BMOC Bill. Then he'll be sorry he turned his head away when I winked at him and kicked his foot with my foot at the Malt Shoppe!
Or....maybe the two of them will totally gang up on Barry O and try to take over the Prom Court. Then he'll be sorry and boot her off! I can't wait! So it's cool, right? I just couldn't care less. They can all bite me. I'm prettier than all of them!
I hate everybody.
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