Buck Naked Politics

I Wish God Would Let Me Vote for Sam Tancredo (updated)

Posted by Mr. J.Q. Public | Please do not be misled by the blog administrators' classification of this post (over my objections) as "Satire & Humor." I have never been more serious in my life.

I see in this op-ed by Tancredo, who I'd sort of forgotten was running for president,that he took a principled stand against participating in the Spanish-language debate that ran on Univision. (Memeorandum)  If it weren't for the fact that God has apparently endorsed Tom Huckabee, and I believe in doing whatever God wants me to do, I would definitely consider giving my support to Sam Tancredo.   

Mr. J.Q. Public: Which GOP Candidate Will Keep Us Safe Against the Threat of Illegal Aliens?

by Mr. J.Q. Public, III, Conservative |  Note:   Damozel, one of this blog's administrator's has designated this piece "satire" because, evidently, a load of liberals--as always terrified of the truth---objected to it.  I object to this craven attempt to placate the mob.  It is not satire and I was entirely sincere.  If my fearless truth-telling gets me banned from this blog, I will walk away, a martyr to the cause, and start my own, rival blog.  Then we'll see. 

Democratic candidate Bill Richardson -- known for his pro-illegal-immigration opposition to the practical solution of building a giant 1,000-mile border fence to protect us from the menace of Mexico -- announced to supporters in Texas that he would get to the bottom of the 60-year-old mystery of the  Roswell flying saucers, once again revealing his tendency to put the welfare of aliens who illegally penetrate our atmosphere before the safety and security of the American people.   

As you would expect from a Democrat, he implies that the Department of Defense is somehow involved in an ongoing cover-up rather than stepping up with a plan to prevent further alien incursion into US airspace.  As Jules Crittenden says, you don't have to wonder what the other Democrats will say on this issue:  they will just whine about the human rights of aliens that aren't (as far as we know) even human and wonder why they hate us.

In Truman Lied, Aliens Died, Crittenden reveals that Giuliani is the only Republican so far to acknowledge the necessity of a "strong, extraterrestrial defense."

Mr. J.Q. Public, III: About Me

After months of negotiation, Buck Naked Politics has agreed to give me a weekly column. When I heard that Damozel and The Crux were setting up a blog, I immediately offered my services. Both ladies are fairly bright and can understand the nuances of a political issue, if someone points them out. Due respect, however, I think women should stick to blogging about their children or cats, as they tend to get emotional about politics -- even when they appear to be objective, logical, and reasonable.  Unfortunately, Damozel and Crux don't have children (though Damozel has cats), and each has a high opinion of her own objectivity and analytical skills. 

At first, I volunteered my services as editor, as I have time on my hands at the moment and it would be something to do.  I don't want to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty much an expert at dissecting the logic of an argument, having read all the works of Ayn Rand and taken a college course in Logic in which I earned a B+. Unfortunately, the girls said they didn't need an editor. 

When they began to add contributing authors, I expected to hear from them, but they were too busy blogging, I guess, because they didn't call or email me.  So then I sent them two or three offers.  At first I didn't hear back, but finally---after the fourth email---the Crux wrote back and said they'd decided to give me a weekly column. (The Crux and I go way back, way back.) 

Reading between the lines, I realized that she just didn't want to seem too eager.  Most women play hard to get if you give them a chance: it's like exercising.  They also worry about rejection.  Crux didn't have anything to worry about in this case, as I'd made up my mind that blogging at BN-Politics would become my next hobby. She didn’t know that, of course. 

As a columnist, I bring to the table a pragmatic, conservative, Christian approach based on the writings of leading conservative pundit Jon Swift, Miss Betty Bowers, Bill O'Reilly, my pin-up girls Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin, and all the folks at .National Review Online's "The Corner." 

Damozel suggested that I include in my bio some "fun facts" about myself. At first I couldn't think of any.  But then one came to me: people often say that I would look just like Sean Hannity -- if he were older, fatter and sometimes wore glasses. 

Eventually I may post a photograph, but I am nervous about cyber-stalking. I am, after all, recently divorced (thus, technically eligible). It would be a great embarrassment to BN-Politics if some besotted female fan started emailing me incessantly, unmasked my identity (I've also been told I look a bit like Clark Kent), moved to my town to pursue me, and finally killed herself out of desperation. Apparently this happens quite often on the Internet.