Some Useful Tips on How NOT to Cook that Turkey

Posted by Damozel | Mmmm, turkey.  The one in this delightful photo looks delish, doesn't it?  That's turkey!

At Blue Monday, you'll find a compilation of 13 calls received by Butterball Turkey through its hotline. I don't cook at all, but even I would know not to allow a chihuahua to jump into the turkey's body cavity, to wash a turkey with bleach, or to stuff the turkey with kitty litter to absorb the grease.  Sometimes you can't see the turkey for the turkeys.  (I do love a Butterball turkey, if someone cares to cook one for me!)

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Comments

[Joanne]

Thanks for the link! Glad you liked the content. :-) Happy Thanksgiving!