Er, Coulter? Ann Coulter? Oh. Yeah. We remember Ann Coulter.
WoC reviews World Net Daily's Review of Guilty:
In her most controversial and fiercely argued book yet,
Ann does argue fiercely in this one, giving body slams and kidney punches to the facts, and actually pulling a knife on some non-cooperative statistics. But I don’t think WND is fooling anyone when they claim that one of Ann’s books is capable of causing a controversy at this point, let alone anything more than a pained sigh or a bored shrug....
Coulter’s books electrify those millions of Americans who still believe in liberty and common sense, while driving everyone else nuts.
Yeah, the people who read Ann’s books do drive everyone else nuts, since having to deal with the annoyingly delusional can become very trying. Maybe electricity (or rather, electro-shock therapy) for them IS the answer.
And that’s just how Ann likes it.
She likes her readers to serve as malignant irritants to the rest of society, much as Willard liked having an army of rats that he could use to get back at the society which had ignored him.....
“Who are the victims here?” she [rails]. “To hear liberals tell it, you’d think they do nothing but suffer at the hands of ruthless entities like the ‘Republican Attack Machine’ and Fox News.”
When, the truth is that Republicans and viewers of Fox News are the real victims, often suffering from shrunken brains as a direct result of their political and/or television choices....
* The offenders are offended!: “Republican senator George Allen’s career was destroyed when he made a joking remark to a privileged Indian American harassing him at campaign stops.
Yes, Allen “jokingly” twice called the dark-skinned young man who was “harassing” him by filming his appearances a “macaca,” which means “monkey” and is commonly understood as a racial slur in french-speaking countries. So, obviously Allen is the real victim here, in that he got in trouble for something he did.
When did rich kids become a new protected category that must be shielded from words that are insulting in other languages?
Yeah, when did it become unacceptable to use racial slurs against brown people who it turns out are not poor? And shouldn’t it be okay to insult people in a language that they presumably don’t speak, because being dark, they should be from the underclass?
How did Sidarth become a specially anointed victim?
And how come Ann thinks that Allen is a victim for showing his true (short-tempered, intemperate, possibly racist) self, and getting called on it?
What did we ever do to India?
See, unless we enslaved them or something, it should be okay to mock them for their skin color.
And why didn’t we ever hear about the far more offensive anti-Semitic flyers of Allen’s opponent Jim Webb?”
Um, perhaps because the charges that the flyers were anti-Semitic were quickly debunked (see “James Webb Accused of Anti-Semitism in Democratic Primary“)? But hey, let’s not let the truth get in the way of Ann’s claim that conservatives are the real victims here, in that they lost the elections.
More here, at World O' Crap.
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